There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I'm not going to die a virgin... I'm going out and I'm not coming home 'til I've been laid!!"
Betty says, "Well, make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you."
10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys... 11 o'clock...12 o'clock...
Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flys open. In runs Gladys... straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys??"
No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"
2006-09-28 03:36:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. That's a 10 !
Hilarious Joke! Thank you for the laughter. I sure needed it today!
Have a really great day!
2006-09-28 03:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10
i give you a 6 it was a good effort. jaja.
2006-09-28 10:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by g-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious...so if she found the 5 inches u thnk she would share so here sis doesnt die a virgin?
Broc
2006-09-28 10:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the lady's got a 5" thing stuck in there and u're making fun about that?? how rude ;] good one
2006-09-28 10:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hey top quality joke - not heard that one B4
2006-09-28 10:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by flicflac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, ty tyvm, so darn funny ;0
this is what happens when your
not taught about sex properly
2006-09-28 13:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed out loud ugh
2006-09-28 10:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, very funny...hehehehe
Did the remaining 5" came out?..haha
2006-09-28 10:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty cute. You brightened my day!
2006-09-28 10:38:52 · answer #9 · answered by mtnlady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, citizen, this is not fair, why you did leave the other half...
.......hahaha.....good....very good....hahaha
2006-09-28 10:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋