A woman rushed up to the manager of the movie theatre and complained that she had been molested in the front stalls.
The manager calmed her down and was ushering her to another seat when another woman complained to him that she had been molested in the front stalls too.
The manager went down to the front and shone his torch along the floor where he saw a bald man crawling along on his hands and knees.
"What are you doing?" demanded the manager.
The bald man looked up. "I've lost my toupee. It fell off in the dark. I had my hand on it twice but it got away!"
2006-09-28 03:23:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2006-09-28 03:26:10 · update #1
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2006-09-28 03:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Gemini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a bunch of crap! Sounds like a joke I once heard and if this really happened, the guy is a pervert, using that excuse,if he had lost something like that, how does he expect to find it in the dark? He should have gone up to the manager and told him what he lost!
2006-09-28 03:30:17 · answer #2 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-28 04:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goood One
2006-09-28 03:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by irish_swede1962 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rollin' on the ground laughin my freakin' a s s off ! thats too funny.
2006-09-28 03:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by vanislandwitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like a sex pervert looking for a excuse for a free feel!
2006-09-28 03:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, yep, funny!!! 10 points!
2006-09-28 03:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by xhoneybeex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perverts. but that was a good one.
2006-09-28 03:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by Girlish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao cute
2006-09-28 04:07:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmm koooool u
2006-09-28 03:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋