A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!
Abolish mornings!
Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it makes you the mother of a dead child!
Abortion is FOREVER -- get the facts first.
Abortion: A baby can live without it!
Abortion: A woman's right to capitulate to the patriarchal establishment.
Absolute zero is Cool.
Accepting Jesus is only good for eternity.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Actions Speak Louder than Bumperstickers.
Adam was a divorce', First Lilith Then Eve.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Against Abortion? Then Don't Have One.
Agnostics can do anything if they have something to not believe in.
Ahhhh... good to the last drop!
Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up!
Al-Hajj: God's version of Lollapalooza.
Alaskans For Global Warming.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All Acts of Love & Pleasure Are My Rituals.
2006-09-28 03:22:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Commuting
Funny you ask this...I saw one 2 days ago that made me laugh. It stated, "Do you follow Jesus this close?"
2006-09-29 06:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by yoohoosusie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, one of my favorites, is "I hate MEAN people!! If your an inventor of bumper stickers, I have a new one for you!! "Yahoo Answers..MEAN People,dont get points! Or, "I Hate MEAN people on yahoo answers!! I love your abortion one,about "Abortion: A baby can LIVE without it !! Awesome!! Here's another one, I love to see on cars, I just made up.." Young People, Abortion is not a type of "Birth Control",just so you know..Here's another one.. For all you Single women out there.... "Single women, lonely? Your not missing out, Sex is over-rated, its only a two minute High!!" Smile!!!
2006-09-28 10:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by Hmg♥Brd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my @$$.
2. Quit honking, I'm reloading.
3. I wonder if you'd drive any better if that cell phone was up your butt?
4. Hang up and drive!
5. Driver carries no cash--he's married.
6. Horn broken--watch for finger.
2006-09-28 11:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by j.f. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My other Car is a broomstick
My other car is a Tercel
I won't get in a battle of wits with you. I never attack the unarmed.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an asshole.
(upside down) If you can read this, flip me over.
If you tail-gate me, I'll flip a booger onto your windscreen.
2006-09-28 10:34:21 · answer #4 · answered by iamacricket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little Calvin guy wearing an E85 tee shirt peeing on OPEC
buy it @
http://e85fuel,com
2006-09-29 08:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by Vicky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have:
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a Beautiful Monkey.
I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce.
Th little men who stand behind my eyes and scream directly at my brain... Told me to tell you Hello!
And...
This Vehicle Carries No Humans.
2006-09-28 10:32:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mazz 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it weren't for flashbacks,
I'd have no memory at all.
My sex life isn't dead,
but the buzzards are circling.
I don't know what your problem is but,
I bet it's hard to pronounce.
2006-09-28 21:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by Papa John 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HEAVEN: it's real- don't MYTH it.
My boss is a Jewish Carpenter
Lost your cat?- Look under my front tire....
OOPS, did I misunderstand- was it the MOST bumper stickers-??? GEEZ- thought I was in scrolling hell there for a minute!!!!
2006-09-28 10:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by rottymom02 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i am going to have a bumper sticker made that says"hang up the phone and DRIVE!"
2006-09-29 16:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by namkciub 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have one that says,"for a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes" on my truck..
how about,"honk if youve never seen an uzi fired out of a car window"..
2006-09-28 15:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by lugar t axhandle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋