Ok I didn't want you to find out about the check list that is required for you to no longer be a virgin but I'm tired of all these people lieing to you. Ok get a pen and paper and check off if you get at least 5 out of 10 you are not a virgin.
1. Have you ever talked to a girl? Because talking to girls can get girls pregnant..its not an urban ledgend.
2. Have you ever peed in the bathroom and a girl went in after you and sat down to pee? You may have just had sex with her.
3. Have you ever imagined your hand was a real girl or even a cyber girl? You may have just had sex.
4. Have you ever had a dirty though about your mother?
5. Do you put on your mothers underwear and put them back in the drawer. You just had sex with your mother. Congradulations.
6. Have you ever let an animal..any animal be it dog or snake. to lick sticky stuff off your body? your no longer a virgin, that totally counts.
7. Do you dry hump your friends or neighbors when they are unaware or not awake? You may not think so but dry humping is sex.
8. Have you ever actually used your penis to put in things like apple pies or holes in the trees? Nope your a man. And that rumor is true..if you don't use it, you loose it so find all the trees in your neighborhood and procreate as much as you can. If someone askes what your doing just simply tell them you are saving the trees.
9. Have you ever stuck your penis in any other person real or plastic's orphasis? I.E. ears or eye sockets or maybe even a navel? Once again I will congradulate you to manhood.
10. If you really took the time to read this and check off the list then you deffantly are not a virgin because I just screwed you out of atleast 2 minutes of your life. Congradulations to manhood.
2006-09-28 08:15:56
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answered by Stephanie K 2
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Okay here is the low down on male virginity. First of all masturbating does not count. Masturbation of self is normal and healthy and important for your reproductive system so you should feel free to do this as needed. Just keep it private and personal. When you have sex with a girl and insert your penis into her vagina you are technically no longer a virgin. However, there is absolutely no way for anyone to tell if a man has had sex. It is impossible to look at them and tell if they have had sex so the only way you know if a man is a virgin is for him to tell the truth and never lie. Doctors cannot tell if you have had sex. So if you have had intercourse with a girl you know you are not a virgin any longer and she knows. If you or her do not tell then no one else knows.
2006-09-29 09:11:43
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answered by Geo 6
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If you had sex, you're not a virgin. Virginity is not a physical, but a mental state. It's like when Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge. They already knew everything they needed to know, except the knowledge of sin. Once they learned it, there was not unlearning it. Once you have sex, including oral sex, with another person, the experience is now a permanent part of your mental makeup, so you have lost your virginity.
2006-09-28 02:43:14
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answered by Anonymous
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even as i changed into 17 i changed into going out with a 21 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous. My father and mom had no project with it, your persons are likely jealous. 17 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous boys are significantly better immature than women at that age so it truly is comprehensible! you should comprehend if he's authentic for you at present, if you're no longer particular then per chance he's not. i'm 22 now and nonetheless with the same guy i changed into with at 17 :) oh, and all boys are appealing lol yet take issues at your %., you're previous sufficient to understand your own ideas :)
2016-12-06 07:31:14
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answered by ? 3
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Not sure why you are asking this.
The standard answer is .. did you have coital sex .. penis to vagina.
The phrase "technical virgin" often applies to young women who have oral or anal sex .. but not vaginal .. and so even though they have gone farther than most .. they are still considered by some (not all) to be virginal.
Masturbation is one step closer to carnal knowledge but is considered by most to be considered virginal. Same with heavy petting.
Often "virgin" means also naive or inexperienced .. as in going to war the green soldiers are often mockingly called virgins.
And from the question .. sounds like you are still a virgin.
2006-09-28 14:33:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Is real easy to know if u are a virgin or not. If u have had sex well you are not a virgin. If not well you are a virgin then!!!!
2006-09-28 02:50:09
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answered by Anonymous
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You know if you are a virgin! Have you had sex? If yes, you are not a virgin. Plain and simple.
2006-09-28 05:44:09
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answered by toomeymimi 4
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Well if you have had sex then I would believe that you are no longer a virgin. And by sex I mean you dick goes inside another girl and not her mouth.
2006-09-28 02:44:13
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answered by amanda b 1
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i think you would know, if you just played around your still a virgin
2006-09-28 02:45:39
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answered by colt g 1
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I think you would know if your a virgin or not!
2006-09-28 02:43:35
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answered by Evolrider 3
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