2006-09-28 02:24:39 · 59 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
yes, but most of the time i blame granddad he has alzheimer's and dont know what the hell is going on
2006-09-28 02:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by diva3203 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just did it yesterday in the car. My wife was like did you fart. I was like no, I think the baby did. Then I realized that it was nobody's odor but my own beer fart. All four windows went down at the same time after the potential of the smell, finally showed it's face.
2006-09-28 04:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Coop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a funny 1. it's so easy to blame such things on an innocent child. That's funny my boyfriend n I just had a very similar conversation, today!!! lol we have a 2yr.old Daughter, n she's a bad ***, i had made a mess in DA kitchen, it was so easy to just blame her! but i couldn't go along with it! He also knew i was totally fibbing lol.So 2 answer your question,NO i wouldn't have DA heart, maybe joking around way sooner than later i would fess up. lol my question 2 u is; Have You???lol, lol. lol.
2006-09-28 02:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by sexyasscanela 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've blamed it on an overly pampered miniature dog before. That was very funny. It was a post curry fart too. An unholy stench!
2006-09-28 02:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Ive been immensly proud of every fart I've ever let go. Especially the evil confined space ones - lifts etc! lol
2006-09-30 09:09:14 · answer #5 · answered by statusquo44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mum did that once! I swear to you, we were in town when I was little and this bloke walked past and I heard a really loud fart and the man looked at me and my mum just went tutted and glared at me. I always assumed it was the guy who did the dirty deed but I found out about a year ago that it was my mother!
2006-09-29 12:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by floppity 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not! I just blame it on my brother, and he's notorious for ripping evil ones! However, if you're visiting a loved one in a nursing home and have to rip an evil one, just blame it on the patients.
2006-09-28 03:31:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a lift in Vancouver whilst on holiday. We had a very large veggie pizza the night before with a "few" beers. Eight people in the lift, I actually let it go about 10 seconds before I got in the lift, but it somehow clung to me.
I realised what happened, picked up my 1 and half year old som, smelt his nappy and asked my wife really loudly if she had any spare nappies with her....
she has never forgiven me.
2006-09-28 02:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by HarryBore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Speaking of farts: I have a 14 pound cat that was laying across my lap last night. I don't know what the hell she ate, but I pushed her OFF in a hurry.
2006-09-28 05:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in my moms car with my fiance and her dog, aptly named Trouble!
There was a farty smell, my fiance blamed the fart on the dog, this was two years ago, I still ask him to this day.. he however, still says no!
2006-09-29 08:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by Rebz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent actually blamed it on the child I just checked the diaper.
2006-09-28 02:32:12 · answer #11 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋