2006-09-28 02:20:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You know God, Jesus can't leave the house until ALL of his chores are done
2006-09-28 02:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 2⤋
You must be one misable soul, You are just fulilling Prophecy, In Matthew 24:48 But & If that evil servent shall say in his heart, My Lord delayeth his coming. & Luke 12:45 But & if that servent say in his heart, My Lord delayeth his coming, & shall begin to beat the menservants & Maidens, & to eat & drink & to be Drunken. Now 2nd Peter 3:3-9, I will only type some verses, you can read it for yourselve, 3: Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers(MOCKERS) walking after their own lusts. 4: And saying where is the promise of his coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation,(NOT THE CREATION OF EARTH)(BUT THE CREATION OF THE GRACE AGE) Read the rest. But I will tell you about verse 9: The Lord is not slack concerning his promise. Read also verse 10. Now you said that for the last 2006 yrs. Jesus has not came back, Well look at it this way, you will not have to wait another 2006 yrs. Maybe not even 6 yrs, Maybe not even 3 yrs. Maybe not even 1 yr. Because he will come as a thief in the night, when you least expect it.
2006-09-28 09:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Good Book says people will say, "Yeah, they been talking about he's coming forever, and he still ain't made it."
But look around you Donut Hole!
It ain't never been the Book that's wrong, just mans interpretations. The Earth is going through a major change, and there will be spiritual changes was well.
Man is still interpreting it wrong. We are gonna mess it up
worse, nor God. But at some point, God will straighten it
out!
2006-09-28 09:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by Medicine Eddie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 Peter 3:
3 ... scoffers will come in the last days, walking according to their own lusts, 4 and saying, “Where is the promise of His coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation.” 5 For this they willfully forget: that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of water and in the water, 6 by which the world that then existed perished, being flooded with water. 7 But the heavens and the earth which are now preserved by the same word, are reserved for fire until the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
8 But, beloved, do not forget this one thing, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. 9 The Lord is not slack concerning His promise, as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward us, not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance.
2006-09-28 09:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Naw, things don't get good 'til the Gospel has been preached in every corner of the globe... The Bible's been translated into 98% of the world's languages. 2% more, and life will truly get interesting.
2006-09-28 09:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by seraphim_pwns_u 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wish!!!! He may have been waiting for you to seek life. Since breathing is a gift that can be withdrawn...keep alert that when you stop breathing ....your hope will be in God! If not SEE YA!! Worry about what your brief life has been about....not someone that can give and take life eternal.
2006-09-28 09:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by kdwcnliz2 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um....gin rummy sucks..he is playing Go Fish..since he is the fisher of men...
2006-09-28 09:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Prophet Jesus will come back as one of the signs of Judgement Day.
He will come down in Damascus, Syria and will meet with al-Mahdiyy who sill be Praying Fajr (Dawn Prayer) at that time.
al-Mahdiyy has not come yet - but his coming is nearing.
By the way, God is the Creator of every place & Existed before them without them - and after creating them He does not change - so He is not in a place.
2006-09-28 09:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by rose_ovda_night 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
To God one day here is one THOUSAND days to him! So really since the time Jesus was here it's really only been about 2 days!
But don't worry, HE'S still coming!
2006-09-28 09:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by ~H*anna*h~ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God doesn't know this game, his favorite is solitaire, but he beat Jesus in poker and nailed him good (again), I guess Jesus became nailophobic.
2006-09-28 09:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah i think he is waiting for people to give up their religions and realise we are all just people. When we treat each other the ways he suggested, which pervaid all religions, and realise the beetles had it write when they said "All you need is love"....
Yah
2006-09-28 09:39:02 · answer #11 · answered by Mindwalker 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋