There was a young girl from Chester...
2006-09-28 01:13:03 · 29 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a young girl from Chester
Who stepped out in a see-through sou'wester
with nowt underneath
she looked quite a treat
but the bobbies were forced to arrest her
2006-09-28 01:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Who had a boyfriend named Chester the
2006-09-28 01:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Know it All 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a young girl from Chester,
Where a driving instructor had to test her
on her three point turns and reversing
while all the time casually conversing
with Mad Brian, the old county Jester
2006-09-28 01:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Tigger 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a young girl from Chester...
Who decided to move to Leicester,
she sat on the train,
felt a sharp pain,
and realised she'd sat on Uncle Fester ;-)
or
There was a young girl from Chester
who was a pain in the **** and did pester
she wined and wined for a part on hollyoaks
so she could sleep with loads of blokes
and now shes got a son called Lester
2006-09-28 01:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by Minxy_uk 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There was a young girl from Chester,
O'er the Earth she did roam.
The girls would try to best her,
And men did sorely test her,
So she took a slow boat home!
Have a great day!
2006-09-28 06:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a young girl from Chester
who took a fancy to a boy from Leicester
they ran away for a while
got bored after a mile
and so took a quick siesta
2006-09-28 06:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by marine_biologist2005 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need another syllable in the first line. It should go Da dada, Da dada, Da dada. Which you could get round by saying "There was a young lady from Chester"
Who went on a bus trip to Leicester,
Before she arrived there,
She found she had no fare.
So they made her the driver to test her. (Or no rest there!)
Not very good, but perhaps you could use some of it. :[
2006-09-28 02:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was a young girl from Chester
Who had a fella called Sylvester
Her brother thought he was Sly
Her Mum thought he was Bi
And her Dad thought he was Taste Tester
2006-09-28 02:43:37 · answer #8 · answered by CityGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young woman from Chester
who looked for a guy she could pester
as soon as she did
she bore him a kid
now they reside up in Leicester......
Needs a bit of work especially with the 2and to 4th line. have fun
2006-09-28 05:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a young girl from Chester
Who thought that the vicar had blessed her
It wasnt the almighty
That crept up her nighty
But a perv in a collar from Leicester
2006-09-28 01:29:44 · answer #10 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋