2006-09-28 00:40:03 · 18 answers · asked by warren t 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Pain & Pain Management
What sort of birdie is it - chicken, pidgeon ...... what is 'it' ...... and is 'up the bum' a place?
Seriously .......... ask her - don't try & sneak it up there!
2006-09-28 00:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by nickthesurfer 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You must have a tiny dick if you're considering putting up a bird's a r s e! I suppose an ostrich or emu might be big enough but you'd have to catch the bugger first and by that time you'd probably be too knackered to perform. It's all a dominance trip anyway, do you feel a great need to be more powerful than your partner? Ask her what she thinks about anal sex, there are women that like it - she may be one. If not, you will be in trouble if you force it.
2006-09-28 00:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can only speak for my self, but my bum is EXIT ONLY! And I know many girls feel the same way. As for the poor bird... It's bum is WAAAY to small!
2006-09-28 00:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by lily_tuesday 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why not buy a vibrator or snap on penis about the same size as your own and offer to let her ram it up your bum hole...see if you like it and then you might understand why she is a little reluctant!!
2006-10-01 09:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by widow_purple 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about asking her?
How about just trying and see how she reacts? Don't necessarily do it, but make it obvious that's what you're heading for. (Pun intended).
It can't be the most comfortable situation, so use lots of lubricant.
2006-09-28 00:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy Tiger
just give a her a little surprise
2006-09-28 00:43:30 · answer #6 · answered by ta3devil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her drunk and ask if she says no you need a new "bird"
2006-09-28 00:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by John M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put Roofies on her cuttlefish
2006-09-28 00:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well when u put it like that its no wonder she wont ask her ina nice way and if she doesnt want to leave her alone that really hurts you know turn gay for a night hahaha
2006-09-28 00:43:34 · answer #9 · answered by chic_who_take_noshit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
use plenty of lube then put it up her!! when she says 'what are you doing?' just say oops wrong hole!
im kidding by the way, dont do it if she doesnt want to dude, its not big (i wouldnt know) and it certainly isnt clever!
2006-09-28 00:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by jaffacakes are amazing 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Give her a couple bottles of red wine then ask her again it worked for me!
2006-09-28 00:43:10 · answer #11 · answered by blueboy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋