some idiot keeps askingif i wanna go out wiv him i need a good come back
2006-09-25 22:55:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sure I'd go out with you-on a ledge...because if I did go out with you I might as well end it all right there...
2006-09-25 22:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few from Shakespeare:
Scratching would not help.....
Such a Face as yours.
Or
Could I put my nails near your beauty and set my ten commandments in your face.
Other than that, just tell him to F@CK OFF!
2006-09-26 08:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ben S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Notpoodle.
I'm shaving my teeth tonight.
Can i bring Mr Humpy, my gay pet gorilla?
I'd rather twos up with Barney and Moe.
Piss off !!
I'm saving myself for someone even uglier.
I've just run out of lithium. YEAH! LET'S GO FOR IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW !!
2006-09-27 06:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you appreciate his advances, but that you're not ready yet and that you need time to adjust from the sex change
2006-09-26 06:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by Yokay Booboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I miss to know it all....about a good come back!
2006-09-26 06:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best comeback ever for a woman in this situation -
"I am a guy pretending to be a girl."
2006-09-26 05:58:18 · answer #6 · answered by Perry N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretend to be really interested then tell him uv changed ur mindor say it wont work etc
2006-09-30 04:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by mullzer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,I have to stay home and pluck nose hair's
2006-09-26 13:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him, if you have to take me out, make sure you bring your grandfather and make sure none of you is short of a tooth
2006-09-26 06:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Go blow it out your *** Howard'
Mrs Cunningham to Mr Cunningham in 'Happy Days'
2006-09-26 06:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by Marky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋