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2006-09-25 22:45:02 · 21 answers · asked by monkey_flem 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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to be here with you right now anwering your questions.

2006-09-25 22:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by JustJane 6 · 4 0

Living.

2006-09-26 05:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by pennie 2 · 0 0

ILL GIVE U A DULL ANDSWER--

Life is the characteristic state of organisms. Properties common to terrestrial organisms (plants, animals, fungi, protists and bacteria) are that they are cellular, carbon-and-water-based with complex organization, having a metabolism, a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and—through natural selection—adapt.

An entity with the above properties is considered to be organic life. However, not every definition of life considers all of these properties to be essential. For example, the capacity for descent with modification is often taken as the only essential property of life. This definition notably includes viruses, which do not qualify under narrower definitions as they are acellular and do not metabolise. Broader definitions of life may also include theoretical non-carbon-based life and other alternative biology.

The entire Earth contains about 75 billion tons of biomass (life), which lives within various environments within the biosphere.



NOW THE REAL MEANING OF LIFE--

LIFE IS BORING ,NEEDS $$$ ....blah ......blah.......blah!!

2006-09-26 05:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Sayali 2 · 0 0

life is all,about the three s;'s S HI TE, SHAVE AND SHOWER,
if you think about it you talk a lot of s h ite most of the time, you eat alot of it a lot of the time and you would die quickly if you never had one for a while,
if you never shaved some hunter would shoot you in mistake for a bear, no-one would come near you because you would give them a horrible rash,and you would not be able to find your mouth for all that hair,
the shower is for keeoping you clean and if you did not shower you would die of infection caused by all that s h ite again..
have a s hit day

cheers

2006-09-26 06:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Forty-two

2006-09-26 05:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by enirgo 2 · 0 0

ecclesiastes 12 13,14 'The conclusion of the matter, everything having been heard, is: Fear the true God and keep his commandments. For this is the whole obligation of man. 14 For the true God himself will bring every sort of work into the judgment in relation to every hidden thing, as to whether it is good or bad.'

2006-09-26 07:28:36 · answer #6 · answered by iamalsotim 3 · 0 0

I keep answering this question. Douglas Adams gave us the answer years ago!! WHY do people keep asking?!

The answer to life, the universe and everything is...

FORTY TWO!

:-)

2006-09-26 05:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The meaning of life is to decide whether or not we want to be with God after we die. Or to love God.

2006-09-26 05:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by TYRONE S 3 · 0 0

For me,life is wonderful and precious.So take care of it and be happy.We all know,life has an ending.But I believe,theres life after death.But your life is nothing if you did not worships our All Migthy Creator who gave us life,rigth?

2006-09-26 05:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by lancenelson 3 · 0 0

Life is living each day doing the best for yourself..for others..and for God. It is taking risks and challenges.Living is practical engagement.
Living by being..caring..loving..doing..praying..serving..risking..& participating.

2006-09-26 08:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by maconsolviaa 5 · 0 0

Well brother Umas... i must say there is no meaning to life its all a big poopey joke God is playing!!

2006-09-26 09:16:37 · answer #11 · answered by shivy 3 · 0 0

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