he he he he he he?

Question

tell me a short joke short

Answer 1

i am a joke happy

Answer 2

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"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded."

"It ain't over till it's over."

Answer 3

he he he he he he?

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.

Answer 4

You're a cup and saucer SHORT of a full place setting....
Get it? Awww.... just a joke!

Answer 5

whats the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a Harley Motorcycle???????????
The position of the "Dirt Bag"

whats the common thing about a Texas twister and a Arkansas Divorce ?????????????
Someone is going to loose a trailer

Answer 6

I thought these were quite funny!

An Asian guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the teller:

"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen and today only one hunat eighty?"

The bank teller said: "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says "Fluc you amelicans to."

LOL!!!!!

Another one:

Playing golf, the Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers! Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money t' be able t'affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'O Jaysus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit..."

Answer 7

a girl tells a sheperd" if i can tell how many sheeps u have in that herd will u give me one?they agree.the girl proudly says 100. thats right! then she takes one sheep. then the sheeperd tells u r a blonde rnt u ?the girl says a"why yes how did u know?"the man says"now give me back my dog!!"

Answer 8

A man walks into a bar-
Ouch

Answer 9

When I die, I want to go like my grandpa did - in his sleep.

Not screaming, like the passengers in the back seat of his car!

Answer 10

What do you call a lady with one leg? Eileen

What do you call a Japanese lady with one leg? Irene