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how can a man be born in march. have a birthday in may. be born before his father. and marry his mother?

2006-09-25 21:54:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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He was born in a PLACE called March (Somerset, I think), his birthday is in May. Born before his father (perhaps his father was born in June?) and he is a priest- so can marry his mother to another man? Just a guess...

2006-09-25 22:06:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sitting Still 4 · 0 0

He was born in a place called March, in the month of June. His father was present at his birth, so he was born "before" (in front of) him. He was a priest, so able to "marry" his mother to another man after she was widowed

2006-09-26 07:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0 0

born in a place called march, birthday is in may, his father is born in june and the father died and he secretly married his mother

2006-09-26 06:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by curtis 2 · 0 0

he is a born again christian,and a pastor, birthday in may but born again in christ in march, and his dad was born again in december, then his dad died so his mother remarried ,being a pastor he married her to her new husband

2006-09-26 05:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by cgf2us 2 · 0 0

use time machine..JOKE!

March is his birthday, but he celebrted it in May. His Father's birthday is after March or May.. He will just marry her..

2006-09-26 05:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0 0

Marry his mother? is he from Norwich?

2006-09-26 12:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jason S 2 · 0 0

Why dont you tell me?
You minge!

2006-09-26 05:48:24 · answer #7 · answered by monkey_flem 2 · 0 0

he must be a ghosty

2006-09-26 05:32:29 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

i donno man it happened to u , so u tell me

2006-09-26 04:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by LEGENDSofINDIA 3 · 0 0

pass, next question please

2006-09-26 05:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by deanjames2903 2 · 0 0

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