In my country you can just go to her father's house and swap her for 15 gallons of insecticide!
2006-09-25 21:52:49 · 37 answers · asked by jagshemesh 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It's obviously a lot cheaper in your country.......stay there, our women aren't that special and not worth the extra cost.
2006-09-25 21:56:56 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
For you, I recommend a Level 2 body armor. Most American and some British women have actual experience in small arms, and for the American women, anything from a 9mm up to 2000lb smart bombs.
But what's a vagine by the way? 15 gallons of insecticide is way too much, 300ml is enough to kill yourself.
2006-09-26 00:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by CuriousE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess in America you just give the Insecticide (preferrably just a proper amount of dollars) to the woman instead of her father...
2006-09-25 22:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Bastard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welcome to civilisation, you have a lot to learn, if you think you will get away with this behaviour here you are mistaken, our men have their faults but I think even they would be offended at what you say. In England you can't even get your hands on 15 gallons of insecticide without questions being asked, I imagine the likes of you will never get your hands on any girl if she has a will of her own, I wonder if insecticides works on worms? you make me sic......
2006-09-25 22:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by pottydotty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try drinking the insecticide. Should solve the problem.
2006-09-26 01:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear me, these dating practices in the rest of the world are rather quaint. Here in the West, we need to have a larger declaration of intention - you know, a new Porsche, a holiday in the Bahamas, and, of course you need to have good hygiene. By the way, lose the mustache, I think it may curtail your success with women.
2006-09-25 22:33:37 · answer #6 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you're a nutter, as you obviously are, Jagshemes, you've got no chance of getting laid.
Hey folks, have a look at this guy's other questions!
2006-09-25 22:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by Strawberry_Lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best thing to do is have a shower first,then go to a street corner late at night.Take cash with you.
2006-09-25 22:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Changing your attitude toward women might be a good start.
2006-09-25 22:29:57 · answer #9 · answered by tysonian22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a shower and shave Borat. You hairy stinky perv.
2006-09-25 22:01:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋