2006-09-25 21:46:26 · 6 answers · asked by Sumana M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1..a sardarni gaeve birth to twins ,sardarji saw them and said one child is mine who is the father of the other one
2..a sardarji was riding a bike with his sister as a pillion rider , a person passed a comment ..sardarji tussi mehbooba ko leker jareho ,sardarji bole oye mehbooba hogi teri meri to behen hai
2006-09-25 22:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by muslima 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good Sardar Jokes
2016-12-13 05:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sardar was riding on his bycycle and crashed into a girl comming frm opposite side. The girl's very furious and shouts on Sardar" Kyon Praji, GHANTI nahi maari jaati kya?". To wch the Sardar exclaimes " Kudi Bawali hain, puri cycle maar di, ab ghanti kya alag se maaru??
2006-09-26 00:15:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it's construction, the tenders were invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh's tender at it's very lowest. Ohere tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the ficer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't meet?" Banta Singh replied," then you will get two tunnels in same cost."
2006-09-25 22:11:51 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.once a sardar had started learnin eng.once he threw a party.he invited all the members nd introduced them to his family members."i m a sardar nd this is my sardarni.this is my kid nd this is my kidney."
2.once a sardar was listenin to a radio.suddenly the radio stopped.he opened it nd saw a dead rat inside it.he said[arrreee..how will the radio work when the singer is dead.
2006-09-25 22:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Cool freaky dj. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-26 00:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋