Did you hear what happen to the midget that walk between the big blondes legs.
He got a fair crack in the mouth!
2006-09-25 21:30:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that my friend.... was good!!!!!!! ha ha
2006-09-25 22:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by Sleezy chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a surprise for U:
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
"OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fu*ker on your knee!"
2006-09-26 07:56:58 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no he got a whack in the mouth
2006-09-26 04:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by jaketherake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right im blonde! but i dont understand! seriously! im tryna fink tho
2006-09-26 04:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2006-09-26 04:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaa!!!
2006-09-26 04:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you get caught off guard or something is unexpected
2006-09-26 04:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by .................................... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm, something smells fishy about that joke!
2006-09-26 05:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2006-09-26 04:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try another one
2006-09-26 04:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by sweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋