LAST WEEK my girlfriend walked in on me whilst I was lying stark naked, masturbating over a copy of Razzle. She said she was disgusted and what I was doing undermined our relationship. If I had walked in on her and found her masturbating stark naked, perhaps playing with a vibrator, rather than undermine it, I think it would strengthen our relationship no end. Honestly, I'll never understand women.
2006-09-25 21:23:13 · 19 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cok-on mate.... women are freakishly hard to fathom.....
It's like when your missus catches you shagging her best mate and instead of joining you both she leaves you and never talks to her mate again... personally I would have tought that it'd have bought us closer!
Never will I understand women
2006-09-25 21:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
women are never happier than when they are giving you grief- i'd take a strong stance on this and tell her that there are 3 in the relationship now- you, her and razzle. You may not get any for a few days from her but she will eventually accept it and respect your opinion.
2006-09-25 21:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by ...n... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guys see women masturbating as a turn on, cuz they are all horny... but women can look past the hormones, and see the emotional effects...
if you are looking at other women, and masturbating to it, it's pretty much saying that your girlfriend isn't good enough for you... that you need unrealistic views of women to get off... a women whose partner looks at porn and stuff will always feel like they can't measure up...
and masturbation can become an addiction, and when that's not satisfying enough, porn is needed, and than that becomes an addiction...
etc. etc. etc...
2006-09-25 21:29:54 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most women feel that by using porn to get yourself off, you don't want her. Women feel redundant because you're using a big breasted woman in a magazine to turn you on, instead of your girlfriend.
It's hard for us to understand that the women in porn mean nothing to you because men and women think differently. You just have to keep telling her that it means nothing and you were simply getting yourself off and it's her that you want
2006-09-25 21:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by mother knowledge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
masturbation according to freud was just as naturual as using
the toilet only no one went around talking about it or was that
william burroughs ?? anyway we all did it or still do it so what the
heck is the new thing its as old as the Roman Empire and they did it alot Masturbation is actually a good thing
2006-09-25 21:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by .................................... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are disgusting. Razzle? Yuk. She might have liked it if it was Club International. Try classier porn.
2006-09-25 21:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Greatwhitefett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As this doesn't seem much like either a joke or a riddle to me, pray tell why you have put your dubious question in said section.
2006-09-25 22:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not supposed to understand us, that's what gives us the power. And just when you think you are starting to understand, we change the rules! We like to keep you guys on your toes!!
2006-09-25 21:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by Trix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least you weren't sleeping with someone else, she should think herself lucky!!
Although she's probably annoyed because now she doesn't feel she is enough for you, so just reasure her that she is but at the end of the day you are a man and have needs!!
2006-09-25 21:29:04 · answer #9 · answered by sophie-star 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Double standards. I think if I saw my mate pleasuring himself it would make me want to give him a hand (or whatever else he may want).
2006-09-25 21:28:48 · answer #10 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋