Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out for fishing in this rubbish weather."
2006-09-25 21:19:59 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love ur jokes. Always makes my day. And u know wat, when i come into the jokes section, i look out for ur avatar. U have the best jokes!
no offence to the other jokers! haha.....
Awesome! keep it coming.
2006-09-26 03:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up to you on this one, infidelity jokes are always funny unless you are the butt of it.
2006-09-25 21:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha a nice one
keep it up
10/10
2006-09-25 23:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by Sumana M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
so did she think her "lover" was in bed with her, or was it her lover sneaking out to go fishing as well?
2006-09-25 21:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by evi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man
2006-09-26 03:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh great joke but su*ked for that guy!
2006-09-26 09:04:00 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Said to a slightly deaf woman..........."Particularly nasty weather "...........what do u mean she say "Tickle my *** with a feather "..........................
2006-09-25 21:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe.......naughty 'bad weather'..........but, heard it before...
2006-09-26 01:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh! strange
2006-09-25 21:34:49 · answer #9 · answered by the.chosen.one 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yey...lol..way 2 cool....:)
2006-09-25 21:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋