What is the best way to go with that?
2006-09-25 20:50:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I just blame my Boyfriend. He does it all the time anyway.
2006-09-25 22:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a company Fartypants that sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts. If you should be caught without your Fartypants, another ploy is to blame the dog or cat, if one should be present, or complain about how the wind must be blowing from the direction of the paper mill.
As for the sound... if you are in a large group of people, act oblivious and innocent, or glance quickly at the person next to you, as if you think he/she did it. Other strategies include coughing or suddenly moving your chair so that people think that they misheard the fart. If you are with one other person, you can act as if nothing happened, and the other person may believe he was mistaken in thinking he heard a fart.
CJT addresses the problem of farting loudly in a public restroom as follows: "My solution: use a handful of loose toilet paper, cover your butt hole and it will muffle the farting; my friends and I call it the 'Buff Muff'!"
Depending upon the company, another strategy is not to cover it up, but to proudly proclaim the fart as your own grand accomplishment and to issue a challenge to the others to outdo that one if they think they can.
2006-09-26 04:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by tainted_aven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have fun with it, I farted on an elevator with my brother in it at a hospital as soon as we reached the bottom floor, When the doors opened a huge group of people were waiting to get in, we laughed all the way to the car.
2006-09-26 10:01:36 · answer #3 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was once on an elevator by myself and felt my lunch start to dance in my gut. Then a bunch of people got on and packed the elevator wall to wall. I tried to hold it in, but when it came out, everyone knew it was me. I did the only thing I could. I took a deep whiff of the air and smiled.
2006-09-26 03:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Wonder Weirdo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a humorous person you can actually confess and apologise and tell them to go ahead and cover their noses.
2006-09-27 02:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hell! i admit it, with pride too!
I do it in a elevator too, right after i hit the botton for the highest floor.
Then they stare so i let'em have another! thats what they get for complaning!
2006-09-26 03:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a Handkerchief and cover your nose. And stare at other people around you.!!!
2006-09-26 04:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by JJ2812 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one
2006-09-28 07:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by facobasten1984 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Act stupid, no one will be sure it is you.
2006-09-26 04:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A simple apology will do.
2006-09-26 04:08:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋