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I dont get along with my girl friends dad, soo much that once when he left his sandwich on the table to go to the bath room, I put the ham inbetween my butt cheeks and wiped my self with it. Then I put it back and watch him eat it. Then told him what I did after I he was done.

Needless to say he hates me. My girl friend wants me to try to patch thing up. I think he rather kill me than talk to me.

Do you think i even stand a chance?

2006-09-25 20:48:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

i also asked him if he liked the taste, and if it tasted a lil nutty.

2006-09-25 20:57:41 · update #1

i asked that before i told him i wiped my *** with the ham

2006-09-25 20:58:24 · update #2

that old bastard, god i hate him.

2006-09-25 20:58:59 · update #3

hes always talking down to my girl friend, like shes less than her sister.

2006-09-25 21:01:50 · update #4

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Probably not.. but you will be a better person for trying and you will sleep better at night knowing you gave it your all.. but of course you have to try 100%.

2006-09-25 20:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 0 0

I've heard of being rude but that is just crude. Did you really do that? Personally, I have had all kinds of thoughts of doing bad things to people I don't like but I have never acted on any of them and I would never do what you said you did. I really don't think you stand a chance, sorry. If I were her Dad I would avoid you like the plaque because you have just proved why I don't like you and that you are crazy.You can always try though.

2006-09-25 20:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by Blah Blah Blah 4 · 0 0

easily you should have theory about that lower back then !!! in case you loved her a lot then, why the three hundred and sixty 5 days of Hell and Heartache? I for sure do not comprehend what got here about, except you walked out and as you reported it has taken a three hundred and sixty 5 days to decide you truly love and omit her. Do you imagine she'll trust you presently in spite of everything this time? I doubt it, yet i wager you should attempt. i don't believe of you want her with all of your heart, in case you probably did, it does no longer have taken see you later.

2016-12-02 02:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heck no after you've done some foul sh*t like that. Not only are you horribly gross, but you also put his health in danger(he could've gotten hepititis). I feel like the worst attack is a biological attack which is what you did. If your gf's father is very forgiving, then you might be able to patch things up. If he's anything like me, I would act like all was forgiven and do something way worse to you, like pay a sexy, unresistable girl w/ herpes to have sex with you(but that's just my vindictive azz).

2006-09-25 20:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by peach49444 3 · 1 0

Dear Squall....I am sorry to hear about your demise, I think it is wonderful that your girlfriend wants you to make things right with Dad, it would definitely make your relationship stronger.

I think you may stand a chance, but first of all, you must realize that ham has a lot of salt content, so next time, if you insist upon telling Dad of your intentions, next time, suggest he enjoy a Turkey sandwich, less fat, more nutritious, this way, it would benefit you both. : )

2006-09-25 21:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Loved the thing you have done but I would have not told him - I really don't think you can patch up things. Do you really want to? Just be careful what he would do to you next. Don't eat anything when he is around hahahaha

2006-09-25 20:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by sand 3 · 0 0

i totally believe that you should make effort to patch up things with him in that it will do your friend a lot of good .and you try to stop playing such pranks with him i believe that you can humbly come to him with the sole intention of resolving the issue.also understand that he is old enough to be your father and that qualifies him to an extent to have a better judgement oof fthe matter. aslo know that your will be very pleased with you if you do this.

2006-09-26 00:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by bombom 1 · 0 0

It is never too late to patch things up, but you might think about what you did. If your girl takes you to meet her Dad, she wants you to like him and him to like you. Pulling pranks of any kind on people you don't know is not a way to win their approval.

2006-09-25 20:56:30 · answer #8 · answered by BasicBibleInfo 2 · 0 0

your sick in the head, you dont go behind a mans back, and do things like that. your supposed to talk it out with people. it is his home .he can do as he wonts, as long as he is nt hiting some one, if you had done that to me i would have kicked your ***, bad..you had better get out of there before he does kill you. get your self together boy. your a nut.

2006-09-25 21:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There's always a chance to patch things, but after that u should face the consequences that will come ur way...be responsible...:)

2006-09-25 21:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by sandy 1 · 0 0

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