There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their death.
Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the séance, she called out, "John, John, this is Martha. Do you hear me?" A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes Martha, this is John. I can hear you."
Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?"
"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."
"What do you do all day?" asked Martha.
"Well, Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but making love until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then make love again until about five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11 p.m."
2006-09-25 20:15:31 · 10 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Martha was somewhat taken aback.
"Is that what heaven really is like?"
"Heaven? Oh, I'm not in Heaven, Martha."
"Well, then, where are you, then?"
"I'm a bunny rabbit in Arizona, Martha."
2006-09-25 20:16:22 · update #1
lol... ahhh... maybe I should be a bunny rabbit.
2006-09-25 20:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, he was lucky with the Karmas he did in his earlier life
2006-09-26 03:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lack a sense of humor, sorry. (or I don't think it's that funny)
2006-09-26 03:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by Laila 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha... what a great way to tell that u're a bunny...... =D
2006-09-26 03:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-09-26 03:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lebby 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well there you are
2006-09-26 03:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*slight laughter*
2006-09-26 03:59:54 · answer #7 · answered by evi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
:) funny
2006-09-26 03:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by airam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny.
2006-09-26 04:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by the.chosen.one 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. thanks for the laugh
2006-09-26 03:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋