A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started to discuss the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
"I know!" said a third...
"They use it to find the fire hydrant!"
2006-09-25 20:08:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was very funny. ill give it a 9
clever kids
^_^ thanks for the laugh
2006-09-25 20:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny......
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home.
He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them.
The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
2006-09-25 20:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's no joke. And after locating the hydrant, the dogs are trained to extinguish the flames. Dalmations are known for their flexibility and can arc a stream up to 50 feet or more with proper hydration.
2006-09-25 20:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by Scott K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its funny
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2006-09-25 20:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
skottakrohon up above me is delivering some class nice work, me too a firefighter man, Innocents kids in the joke
2006-09-25 20:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...that did suck(2/10)
electric,dat was funny(8/10)
2006-09-25 20:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lebby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good one it made my day better lol :) 8/10
2006-09-25 20:25:55 · answer #7 · answered by PENELOPE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute! 10/10
2006-09-26 08:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! yup! It's true. The dog is multi-purpose! :)
2006-09-25 20:42:08 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two stars meaning i didnt really like it
2006-09-25 20:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-25 23:54:44 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋