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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk
IN SHORT :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful..DO U AGREE
2006-09-25 19:38:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha! what else can i say or do but to agree? yes, i agree! =)
2006-09-25 19:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Inquirer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes woman are very complex!!! But in all honest men are too... I find it very hard to understand men! So your not alone. My advice is dont try to figure them out just have fun with them!!!
2006-09-26 02:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by busybody 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup yup! I totally agree with you on that one. I can see myself doing the things mentioned and I'm sure a lot of girls do. But however we are, you know you guys can't have enough...
2006-09-26 02:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sush517 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All of what you said makes a point. But thats not true if your in touch with yourself you can be EVERYTHING a female wants and i mean anything just look at me, just know who you are and things will get alot easier. Open your heart and you will see.
2006-09-26 02:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by Adrian N. 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
boo-hoo-hoo. it's like this...
be a gentleman, tell her good lies, never be wimpy but always be courtious, visit often if she likes you alot, dress casual but be clean and don't smell bad, never be jealous, never try to f*ck her but always try to "romance" her, talk and listen.
What the hell's so hard about that?
We can't help it y'all are cornball and don't get it.
2006-09-26 02:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Nobody Special 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i agree on some of them, but i'm not those girls who thinks that if a guy praises me he's lying
2006-09-26 02:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by The Dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You described me to a T and i am sure several of the men in my life would agree...
2006-09-26 02:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL At first I was going to yell at you.But then I saw myself in many of your quotes.We are complex.
2006-09-26 02:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by eva b 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, women are a contradiction. So therefore, avoid them at all costs.
2006-09-26 02:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sadly you are correct. im sorry we are so frustrating but its a blatant lie to say we arent.
2006-09-26 02:57:41 · answer #10 · answered by sweets 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋