A woman met a guy in a bar they like each other and goes together to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos, on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. he says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his manhood. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".
2006-09-25 19:37:24 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one 10/10!
2006-09-26 08:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A 2
2006-09-26 00:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10
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2006-09-25 20:33:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 to 10? i give it a 3
2006-09-25 19:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by gallow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's good. But did you know that adidas stands for are you ready " All Day I Dream About Sex".
2006-09-25 20:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by raspberryflavr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some guys are so innocent-minded o.o;;
9/10 =] heard it before, but still funny
2006-09-25 19:52:54 · answer #6 · answered by WainWain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, so funny. So, what do ADIDAS sells? Underwear? Condom?
2006-09-25 19:42:05 · answer #7 · answered by kurakure 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
U Got A weiner....I mean winner there!
2006-09-25 19:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by CubbysMom 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol... just adidas? Heh
2006-09-25 19:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it.. How is it going to say adidas though????
2006-09-25 19:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋