The 6 o'clock news comes on with a headline story of a man that is going to commit suicide, so the blonde says to the brunette "I bet you $50 bucks he won't jump" "I'll take that bet" So they turn to the t.v and the guy jumps, "well I guess I owe you $50!" The brunette says "No I can't take your money..." Why not? You won the bet" "Yeah but I saw the news earlier" The blonde says "I did too, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
2006-09-25 19:27:13 · 12 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey come on ppl, if you like the joke give it a thumbs up!
2006-09-25 19:36:52 · update #1
Yeah, it is certainly a THUMBS UP.......hahahahaha.....I love blonde jokes, because they are so funny.......
here is one for you:
A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy
yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?'
A deathly silence transcends the bar. In a deep, husky, menacing voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb blonde with a black belt in Karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man pauses to think, and says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."
2006-09-25 21:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL both somewhat humorous. Heres yet another blonde one - a blonde and a brunette both leap off a progression. Who hits the floor first? The brunette, the blonde has to grant up halfway down and ask for regulations. LOL they are sooooo cruel yet kinda humorous.
2016-11-24 19:36:07 · answer #2 · answered by meriwether 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up from me
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2006-09-25 20:35:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cute, but true blonde's are smart, it's the peroxide that eats away at the brain.
2006-09-25 19:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I still don't understand why this is not considered racism in our society.
Just curious...
2006-09-25 19:43:07 · answer #5 · answered by Evenstar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-09-26 00:07:11 · answer #6 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god bless the blone1
2006-09-25 19:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by carlos m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blondes are dumb!!!lol!!!
2006-09-25 19:29:36 · answer #8 · answered by Sharicka H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good!
2006-09-25 19:29:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!
2006-09-25 19:35:03 · answer #10 · answered by busybody12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋