A woman walked into a very busy butcher's shop. Looking at meats and poultry on display, she suddenly grabbed hold of a dressed chicken, she picked up one wing, sniffed it, picked up the other wing and sniffed it, picked up one leg, sniffed it, picked up the other leg, sniffed it. Just as she finished sniffing the second leg, the butcher walked up to her and said, "Madam, could -you- pass such a test?"
2006-09-25 19:22:43 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol... hmm I wonder if I can pass that test.
2006-09-25 19:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 23:56:40 · answer #2 · answered by corl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-25 20:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry 1/10 for trying.
2006-09-25 19:25:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A short one, Yes, but not naughty.......I never expected such one from Pd.
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
2006-09-25 21:06:28 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wheres the naughty part?
2006-09-25 19:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10 heard a lot better!
2006-09-26 08:52:48 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that on a movie once but I can't remember which one.
2006-09-25 19:54:01 · answer #8 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke by the way
I rate ur joke best now u rate my answer best
2006-09-26 01:40:34 · answer #9 · answered by Alpha -Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely 10'ers and no it wasn't a guess...
2006-09-25 19:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋