Subject: 2 women in heaven
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>> 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
>> 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
>> 1st woman: I froze to death.
>> 2nd woman: How horrible!
>> 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
>> to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
>> 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
>> was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead,
>> I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
>> 1st woman: So, what happened?
>> 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
>> started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
>> searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
>> and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
>> everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
>> with a heart attack and died.
>> 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
>> alive!
2006-09-25 19:15:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
cant stop laughin, good joke!have a nice dream!
BYE
2006-09-25 19:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 weeks in the past whilst my husband got here domicile from the scientific institution i alter the sheets yet I hate making the mattress ...I dilike moving right into a nasty yp mattress ...The sheets are chilly it feels unfriendly
2016-12-18 17:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by hyre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, and i don't mean that as a cliched online phrase, i really chuckled out loud (i guess that would be col)
2006-09-25 19:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by Yee Haw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Funny! Heard it before, but still funny.
2006-09-25 19:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
night
2006-09-25 19:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Derek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!
Very funny....................
I do not find it amusing that two women suffered so at a selfish man's hand..........................
2006-09-25 19:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by rvogelpohl2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha,hilarius
2006-09-25 20:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by Lebby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one !!!
2006-09-25 19:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke ..good night..thx
2006-09-25 19:17:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was sneaky lololol!!!
2006-09-25 19:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by Sharicka H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋