A very foul-mouthed man met the local pastor on the street one day and said, " Now where in hell have I seen you?" To which the pastor replied, " From where in hell do you come, Sir?"
2006-09-25 19:04:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL - Good evening to yo too. thanks for the laugh
2006-09-25 19:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good evening.......L4A,
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.
He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
2006-09-26 08:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
I see that some people don't get the humor here. To bad for them.
They are probably too focused on their religon to see the humor.
2006-09-27 19:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... tough question... the bad part of hell or perhaps the good part of hell? Hehe
2006-09-26 02:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny! I'm shocked and confused.
:(
2006-09-26 02:08:09 · answer #5 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No where from the hell! sir"
2006-09-26 02:18:22 · answer #6 · answered by jose p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-09-26 02:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Samara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G'evening/morning to you too. Thanks for sharing. : - )
2006-09-26 02:19:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
???
2006-09-26 02:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋