2006-09-25 18:59:13 · 16 answers · asked by cuzltsfny@sbcglobal.net 1 in Consumer Electronics ➔ Other - Electronics
umm change the bulb??????????
2006-09-25 19:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by kpinette 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fill a jar with fire-flies. Have a bright idea or spark up a conversation. Light a match. Rub your hair on a balloon and then touch a grounded metal object. Find a flashlight or a lighter. Drop an anvil on your head to see stars. Close your eyes and imagine a lit room. Turn on your computer and use the monitor. Or, leave the room.
2006-09-26 02:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Orange Platypus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To solve your dilemma, follow these easy steps:
1) Obtain some sort of flammable liquid, such as gasoline or lighter fluid.
2) Starting with the top of your head, slowly pour this liquid on yourself, dousing your entire body with the flammable liquid.
3) Light a match...problem solved.
2006-09-26 02:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by RobertK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First get a 5 gallon can of gasoline. Poor it all over your room and light a match. Sit back and enjoy your light. Moron...
2006-09-27 09:55:43 · answer #4 · answered by bradero77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Replace the bulb.
2006-09-26 02:12:19 · answer #5 · answered by scott p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such an easy way to get a couple of "answer" points.
2006-09-26 02:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by sunseekerrv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could try to light your farts on fire, though the luminescence that you would get would be very short lived, and would probably scorch any butt hair that you may/may not have.
... but , good luck with that!!!
2006-09-26 02:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by Hard Crowbar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set your computer on fire. It's a win/win. You get light and we don't get stoopit questions.
2006-09-26 02:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by iansand 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
spend 50 cents for a new bulb and hire someone to change it ,since you are evidently to dumb to do it yourself.
2006-09-26 02:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by Val P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rub 2 sticks together to start a fire
2006-09-26 02:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by sassiest_princess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have personal gas and a lighter?
2006-09-26 02:48:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋