A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like
expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also
smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
2006-09-25 18:43:53 · 7 answers · asked by momoftwo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A crowded lift on a hot summers day smells different to a midget
2006-09-25 18:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-25 18:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Nena 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha..funny! nice place for farting huh
2006-09-25 19:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by nicel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL your soooo crazy!!!
2006-09-25 18:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one! ha ha ha ha
2006-09-26 08:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah loved it ..............glad i was not in the elevator...hahahahahaha
2006-09-25 19:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
good for them
^_^ thanks for the laugh
2006-09-25 19:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋