For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His
father
> said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000
> and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
> The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door
with
> a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
> Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and
I
> heard you tell mom you were pulling out. I heard her tell you to wait
> because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around
here
> by myself with an 80,000 mortgage and no transportation".
>
2006-09-25 18:39:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious!! This will teach you to watch what you say when the kids are in the house!!!!
2006-09-25 18:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that's tooo funny
2006-09-26 01:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-09-26 01:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha loved it Kids r priceless...........LOL
2006-09-26 02:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-09-26 07:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY!!!
2006-09-26 01:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gd one I liked it thanks : -)
2006-09-26 02:21:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋