Subject: Die-vorce...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a
far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60 mph
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
2006-09-25 18:16:59 · 18 answers · asked by hikaru908 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I hope that didn't happen for real, but i just think it's a joke someone made up.
2006-09-25 18:22:13 · update #1
lolzzz its really funny
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2006-09-25 20:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old lady driving down the highway get pulled over by a highway patrol car. The young officer looks at hey and said "excuse me mam are you aware your husband fell out of your vehicle 10 miles back up the road". The old lady replied "Thank God for that, I thought I had gone deaf"
2006-09-26 02:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..that was a great joke. LOL
hehehe..but i could hardly imagine that someone would reply that way in real life.
2006-09-26 01:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by nicel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a senses of humour, i make joke, there is a chair and the chair has shoes lalalalala and it walk on street.
2006-09-26 01:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Arts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got it all right excepth the part about how she had the airbag. I had it!!!
2006-09-26 01:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by som_no_phore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That could so happen, but then it wouldn't be so funny. I hope there isn't anybody so stupid.
2006-09-26 01:30:12 · answer #6 · answered by Mindi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No, I had taken it before" replied her husband when it banged the wall.
2006-09-26 01:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by jose p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its such a twist to the story. i thought they were going to die together. :D
2006-09-26 01:59:57 · answer #8 · answered by mei mei 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saving the best for last...nice one!
2006-09-26 01:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Furtarded!!!!!
2006-09-26 01:44:17 · answer #10 · answered by Nicole G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋