I've seen to many good ones to say, but once someone I know "Ethan" was wearing a shirt that said " How do you keep an idiot busy? See back[on back] how do keep an idiot busy? See front"
Anyways another person "brandon", after looking at both sides said " I don't get it?" IT WAS SO FUNNY!!!
2006-09-25 17:38:30 · 15 answers · asked by esage321 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
bumper sicker: it's not an office, it's hell with Florissant lighting.
2006-09-25 17:57:55 · update #1
On a T-shirt
I hear voices and they don't like you.
I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try and keep -up.
I'm suffering from S.A.R.S
Severe Alcohol Regret Syndrome
Your Village called, they want their idiot back.
Witness protection program.
You never saw me.
I love reading shirts. So much a reflection of personality and society and damn funny.
2006-09-25 17:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
African Humor:
1) - What's written on the top of an Egyptian milk bottle?
See other end for instructions.
What's written on the bottom of an Egyptian milk bottle?
Open other end.
2) - How does a six day old monkey cross a crocodile infested river?
If a big monkey like you doesn't know the answer, how can you expect such a little monkey to know? (No offense guys...)
3) - How many Kenyans does it take to milk a goat?
Two - One to hold the bottle and one to pump the tail up and down.
2006-09-25 20:28:10 · answer #2 · answered by brian s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-12 15:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
T-shirts:
"I want to be Barbie, the ***** has EVERYTHING!"
Printed in Braille dots: "If you can read this, get your hands off my chest!"
Bumper stickers:
"I'm not lost! I'm exploring!"
"Hard word pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW."
2006-09-26 17:03:49 · answer #4 · answered by quasinomer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes a genius to play a fool
2006-09-25 21:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweat shirt .
It is better to have loved and lost ,than to spend the rest of your life,
with the psycho b*tch
2006-09-25 17:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bumper sticker. "Not so close. We hardly know each other". "If you come any closer, introduce yourself".
2006-09-26 02:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Liwayway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"By reading this T-shirt you have given me brief control of your mind."
2006-09-25 20:43:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God had meant for Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white.
2006-09-25 17:46:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you can read this, the ***** fell off.
this ***** doesn't fall off
its not pms, its you
some cute ones i've seen
2006-09-25 17:41:13 · answer #10 · answered by robyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋