First grade class comes in from recess. Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." Alice does and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box’ correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie, too.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."
Teacher says, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
2006-09-25 17:27:58 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
you know i find it funny that if you ask a REAL question in here you get very little answers... but you put a cute JOKE and all the roaches come out of the wookwork to complain..
2006-09-26 04:16:07 · update #1
hehehe, funny. thats wrong.
2006-09-25 17:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn`t be any rocks in a sand box ? Could mustaffa being lying ? Could the teacher be profiling ? Maybe there`s only room for two in the sandbox ? Maybe the sticks of dynamite were showing through mustaffa`s shirt ? Why did the teacher not ask Alice & Billy`s side of the story ? Any witness ? Was Billy & Alice "black "& mustaffa "white" ? Did mustaffa throw rocks first , or what did he do to provoke the rock throwing if it really happened ?....****.No racisism here , just unfounded claim and assumtion !!!!!!!!
2006-09-26 03:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If it is the truth, it is absolutely NOT RACIST.... The truth is not racism..... throwing rocks is not racist.... the teacher may have been unfair in her /his request of little Mustaffa, but maybe Mustaffa threw rocks first.... and, if Billy and Alice don't want to play with Mustaffa, that is their RIGHT... this is America.... although they shouldn't be throwing rocks.... they have the right to be discriminating when they choose their playmates...... this is America....
2006-09-26 01:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes. The teacher shouldn't just assume Billy and Alice threw rocks at him because they are racist.
2006-09-26 00:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
People need to lighten up. It was just a joke.
Cute.
2006-09-26 02:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. Everyone knows first graders are a racially repressed minority.
2006-09-26 00:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny, in that "I'd be a horrible person if I laughed too loud" kinda way. And, yes.
2006-09-26 00:31:34 · answer #7 · answered by the_rising_goddess 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No.
In addition, I don't think it is right for a first grader to get stoned during recess.
2006-09-26 00:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I heard this 30 years ago as a "Little Rascals" joke where they disciminated against Buckwheat. It wasn't funny then or now.
2006-09-26 01:12:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
wow that joke is old, it is meant to be racist but just to demonstrate it no offense to any particular group as said in the joke
2006-09-26 00:30:44 · answer #10 · answered by tonyma90 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah that is meant to be mean and racial, but hte funny thing is that the boy probably would be able to write it
2006-09-26 00:43:54 · answer #11 · answered by alex 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋