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The kindergarteners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a 'train.' That's the grown up word."

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied,

"Winnie the Sh*t."

2006-09-25 17:25:38 · 25 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

Ha ha this little is really grown up he proved it

2006-09-25 17:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 2 0

I don't see why most people are telling you funny, or some that it is not. I thought I read somewhere "What is YOUR answer?" and I really could have sworn somewhere I saw somewhere that the question was: What did you do during the summer. The joke was cute though but now I want to know what YOU did this summer-and using all those big grown up words! :) Smiles

2006-09-26 00:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by beverly p 3 · 0 1

LOL, cute one. I'm going to e-mail it to the kindergarten teachers I know. Keep them coming.

2006-09-26 00:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by bizime 7 · 2 0

Out of the mouths of babes!!!

2006-09-26 00:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2 0

Cute. Not bad.

2006-09-26 00:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

thats funny

2006-09-26 00:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

dat werd verrry gud. tata

2006-09-26 01:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 1 0

That was cute. I thought he was going to say Playboy.

2006-09-26 00:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

damn thats freaking funny i aint never heard that one before

2006-09-26 00:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by kewl69charger 4 · 2 0

Be careful for what you ask for

2006-09-26 00:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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