First grade class comes in from recess. Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie." Alice does and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box’ correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie." Billy does, and gets a cookie, too.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw rocks at me."
Teacher says, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."
2006-09-25 17:23:00 · 17 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are just TOO funny ! I think you should be a stand up comedian! Hey, you might be,.... or are you sitting down? LOL
2006-09-30 18:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha yeah discrimination LOL
2006-09-26 00:26:06 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hey its vry funny...keep it up
10/10
2006-09-26 06:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Sumana M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great Jk lol
2006-09-26 00:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by Apollo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-26 00:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was a fine joke.
hahahaha and a funny one too!!
2006-09-26 01:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny but I heard it before
2006-09-26 01:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
did he get the cookie?
2006-09-26 01:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by som_no_phore 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was way funny... people over in Immigrantion liked it too... thanks for the joke.. am still laughing
2006-09-26 00:37:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's a good one!!!
2006-09-26 00:39:07 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋