Example: your moma so fat shes both sides of the family
2006-09-25 16:55:01 · 18 answers · asked by 1208 Fever 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-25 17:47:05 · update #1
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2006-09-25 17:47:50 · update #2
Yo mama's so fat, she walked past the TV set and i missed three episodes
2006-09-25 16:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Yo Moma so nasty , I talked to her on the phone the other day and got an ear infection.
Yo Moma so fat, when she wears yellow,school kids try to board her.
Yo Moma so stupid she saw the a replay on the football game and thought her team scored again.
2006-09-26 00:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by unforgettable_1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is like a bus. She's big, she don't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Momma is like a shotgun. Five cocks and she's loaded.
Yo Momma is like a race car. She goes through 8 rubbers a day.
Yo Momma is so ugly, she has oral sex with guys through the computer screen.
Yo Momma is so fat fat, we hung her picture on the wall and the whole wall collapsed.
Yo Momma is so fat, when she died, she went up the stairway to heaven and broke it.
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
2006-09-26 00:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by game_boy1213 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid, she took a dougnut back to the store because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so ugly the devil retired and gave her the keys to hell.
Yo mamma so fat she broke a branch on the family tree.
2006-09-26 08:24:49 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat she thought masturbation was a karate teacher
yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so fat it says 747 when she gets on the scale
2006-09-26 00:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotchs it goes L.A , Chicago, New, york
Yo momma so stupid she stared at the orange juice box cause it said concentrate.
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so stupid she hit a parked car
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and boogers came out of george wash. nose
2006-09-26 00:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat, she can put a run in a pair of blue jeans.
Yo mama so fat, if she fell out of a tree, she would go straight to hell!
2006-09-26 00:17:20 · answer #7 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat we can run around her instrad of the oval
yo mama so stupid she tried killing a bird by throwing it off a cliff
yo mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said one at a time please
yo mama is so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people say "taxi!"
2006-09-26 00:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by flee1906 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo momma so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection
2006-09-26 00:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma Is so fat, when she stepped on the scale to weigh her self it read 90210.
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2006-09-26 00:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Your momma so fat when she slipped I didn't laugh but the ground was cracking up
Your momma so fat she sweats Crisco
2006-09-26 00:19:56 · answer #11 · answered by unique1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋