11. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
12. ELECELLERATION (el a sel er ay' shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.
13. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until s/he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
14. LACTOMANGULATION (lak to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.
15. NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see) n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.
16. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
17. PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob' ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.
2006-09-25 16:53:14 · 9 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
18. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
19. PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
20. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're six inches away.
2006-09-25 16:54:03 · update #1
they r so funny...did u come up with them on ur own??? #20 i totally do..lol
2006-09-25 17:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by sjp 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Laxivated - The feeling you have the day after a night of heavy drinking when you just can't be bothered doing anything. " I just feel Laxivated".
2006-09-26 00:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The point no 20 is so true, LOL haha
2006-09-26 00:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are all things that deserve names but those names are too hard to even attempt to say so they should have easyier better names.
2006-09-25 23:58:58 · answer #4 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OMG... i think i pissed my pants...
loved the PEtROPHOBIC one the best.. totaly my sister lmao lmao lmao lmao
2006-09-26 00:16:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're quite clever. lol
2006-09-25 23:56:48 · answer #6 · answered by peachiegirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
These are called "Snigglets"!!
Love 'em
2006-09-26 00:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing, submit it to webster
2006-09-26 00:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by THEBurgerKing 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg this is hilarious! i'm in tears i'm laughing so hard!
2006-09-25 23:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋