Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster forsake me?
2006-09-25 16:27:49 · 8 answers · asked by Becca 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well for one. I think he was searching for the sauce. He did not find it at your place and since I have plenty in my cubbord...he was here and left even with out a thank you. LOL Sorry..
2006-09-25 16:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Windwispers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.rofgrace.com/salvation.html
God's Gospel:
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23
"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23
"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16
"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Romans 10:9-10
2006-09-25 23:31:48 · answer #2 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not Italian enough. Go beat the crap out of your wife for a few minutes. That should handle it.
2006-09-25 23:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He didn't forsake you, he just pasta you by....
2006-09-25 23:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by dave 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Garlic breath, perhaps?
2006-09-25 23:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He thinks your head is kind of moldy, not fresh, like mine.
2006-09-25 23:32:04 · answer #6 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
noticed your lack of faith, it did
have faith in the force, you must.
Then, well it will be.
2006-09-25 23:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by the_quetzal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe JESUS will find you!
2006-09-26 00:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by scorpion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋