My nosehairs fused together and none of the fish in the tank made it. I would violently smell a yak turd right now just to get the smell to go away. what will work?
2006-09-25 15:24:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Light a match...after the windows have blown out, the smell will fade quickly.
2006-09-25 15:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhahahaaaahaaa
You found the solution yourself my friend.
What you needed to do was violently(?) smell a yuk turd, then the problems of the room mate's fart would be replaced with that of a yak turd.
2006-09-26 09:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Fluffy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold your breath or leave the room, before leaving open a window. When you return spray the furniture with Fabreeze.
Tell your roommate in the future to warn you before they fart so that you can get out of the line of fire.
2006-09-25 15:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by Dale 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well OK.go get u some fresh air and maybe smell something that smells good.light a glade candle(vanilla smells good)anything huh...
2006-09-25 15:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breathe deeply until you pass out. By the time you regain
consciousness the smell should have faded.
2006-09-25 15:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Alion 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you could see the fart, and its nucleus, maybe he wanted you to bond it to something, fast, before it could bond to any of your sensory receptors. He was testing your IQ. Maybe bond the sulfur to something with lead and make fool's gold?
2006-09-25 15:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hand him a cork, as you go to stand outside as the vapors ooze away, so he doesn't do further damage to your molecular structure.
2006-09-25 15:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run around in circles with the door and windows open until you either cant smell it ne more or pass out.
2006-09-25 15:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by Rebecca Forever 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We all you that it turns you on, after all that is what the bedroom you two guys share smells like.
2006-09-25 15:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would punch him in the face, then I would spike everything he drinks with visine....then I would leave for a couple of days. He'll be smelling his own crap for two days or longer.
2006-09-25 15:33:22 · answer #10 · answered by Philbert 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋