Driving on the Interstate this morning, I looked over to my left and
there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was half way over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
D A M N WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!
2006-09-25 14:58:50 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Raven 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please note this a joke someone sent me, I'm a woman!
2006-09-25 14:59:14 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-09-25 15:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was excellent, I'm a professional driver and I've never heard that one before.
Hope you don't mind if I borrow it once in a while...............
About six years ago I stopped at an accident scene in Indiana to see if I could help. A car was wedged under a gasoline tanker and the roof was slightly crushed.
As I approached the car I heard the officer ask the driver how the car got wedged under the tanker without being crushed by the rear tires.
The blond behind the wheel simply replied, "Very carefully."
As she turned to reply to the cop I noticed red lipstick smeared across her
left cheek................
Yep it takes all kinds to make life interesting.
2006-09-25 15:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by reppinca 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
actually not all but most are horrible drivers when men drive like crazy because then want to and they know how most of the time woman just dont pay attention thats why they make so many mistakes ( including pussy guys )
2006-09-25 17:22:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA...do no longer make me giggle. i'm the suitable driver there is. because the first actual Day they surpassed me my Liscence I have not gotten into one twist of destiny, no longer Gotten ONE rushing value tag, And NO "Mishaps". so it somewhat is my opinion on the challenge.
2016-11-24 19:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by amass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. And true! Men think they are such experts. In fact, the guy in this joke sounds just like my boyfriend. Hehe.
2006-09-25 15:07:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mollie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the man was multitasking nicely until the the women interfere
2006-09-25 15:16:22 · answer #6 · answered by petleo67 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey that happened to me too, today as I was on my way to work. don't you just hate women drivers?
2006-09-25 16:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one and i'm rolling on the floor laughing
2006-09-25 15:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by babykatdream099 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and they shouldn't drink and drive either. They might spill it.
2006-09-25 18:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a classic.......im sending it to all the men i know that think they are good drivers......
2006-09-25 15:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by askaway 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2006-09-25 18:30:55 · answer #11 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋