I was born with paper skin and glass bones.
Every night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
All my friends hate me and I have no soul.
I was born with 2 lazy eyes and a unibrow.
I am 4'11 and 876 lbs.
(Which by the way I enjoy fiddling in-between the sweaty crevices of my lard.)
Anyway... I was wondering if it would be possible for anyone to give me advice on how to handle all of the other guys making fun of me. It hurts deep down in my clogged heart ventricles.
2006-09-25 14:39:33 · 11 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
DOUCHEBAG
2006-09-26 05:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Katelyn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can incorporate what you like about each path and be eclectic. Choose what feels right for you. That is the way I do it. I have been an athiest and a christian at points in time and found that the mold was too confining for me. One day cleaning out my rented mobile home a book fell off a shelf in my closet. It was a book of spells and charms. I read it and decided to learn more. The funny thing was my mom was teaching me how to be a pagan all along without really knowing it. From there I was hooked and have been doing it ever since. Like I said, do what feels right in your heart and your head and you won't go wrong no matter what path you choose.
2016-03-27 09:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww I'm so srry what I would do is just tirn around and ask them
" Why do you pick on me for what have I done to you?"
Good Luck and God Bless!!
Good Luck,
Jordan D.
P.S Thoose 1st 2 lines sounded like something off of Spongebob Squarepants just saying!! =)
2006-09-25 14:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by Jordan D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call M. Knight Shyamalan; sounds like you're a fan.
2006-09-25 17:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by plane williams 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u know wat 4get them we Christians r proud and u know if they say things just look @ them like there crazy
i dont know u tell me whos acting there age u or them.
just ignore them they will realize it doesn't bother u so they will stop.
i love GOD no matter what they say bout u know the truth and ur going to heaven and they aren't
NEVER BE ASHAMED OF UR RELIGON pray that is a strong source. i PROMISE he will hear u
2006-09-25 14:45:25 · answer #5 · answered by bballsk8er4life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the path of stupidity is a long, dead end path that lead to being more stupid. Good luck.
2006-09-25 14:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try the COMEDY section.
2006-09-25 14:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you just sit on them.
2006-09-25 14:42:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mojo Seeker Of Knowlege 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay that's like not possible... is it??
2006-09-25 14:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you serious?
2006-09-25 14:41:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋