One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said,
"I think he said: 'Holy S h i t! A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
2006-09-25 14:35:44 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Raven 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok obviously some people never post. It automatically formats with a question mark no matter if you put one or not. In this section they're not questions, they're joke titles. GET A CLUE AND A SENSE OF HUMOR!!
2006-09-25 14:42:33 · update #1
ok....... based on my observations from jurassic park, barney should be eating the kids (i know its old and stupid)
2006-09-25 14:38:26 · answer #1 · answered by Drake ☮ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At least the teacher had a sence of humor
2006-09-25 14:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by tea cup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
total know what you mean on the question thing.. some people you have to s p e l l it out for them... you just wanna put in there... ITS A DAMN JOKE...lol cute joke by the way..
2006-09-25 15:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I think he said: Really the sky is falling? But how in the hell did you cross the road!?"
2006-09-25 14:54:10 · answer #4 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
XD lol
2006-09-25 14:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by wolvie_x2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be more specific what is your question?
2006-09-25 14:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by SweetFace>>> 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-26 02:25:58 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋