2006-09-25 14:23:09 · 32 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Elmo: I would never choose Jesus over you
Selnyk: I have a yahoo answers husband and I'll never cheat on him! lol
2006-09-25 14:48:35 · update #1
Well you have to make a choice...Is it gonna be Jesus or me? HUH!?
2006-09-25 14:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Don't do it, and I will tell you why. Jesus is a free loader. Look at the long straggly hair, unshaven, the sandles? Nuf said. This guy does not enjoy working hard for a living. I heard he even quit his job as a carpenter for some low paying public speaking job. Not the type of responsible man you need, baby. That's right I just called you baby. Some other reasons why not, he hangs out with twelve guys and no women, so I guess that explains the beard and mustache. All 12 of his homies are just as unemployed, and you will find them at your house, eating all of your food, laying on the couch, turning your wine back into water, and "resurrecting" themselves after monster bong hits. Plus my friend went out with Jesus and she said he lays around, doesn't shower, when he does he never hangs up his towel, he just lets it sit in a pile on the floor "in all of God's glory" and mildew. Plus he drank the end of her milk, and opened her mail.
I hope this info helps you in making the right decision.
2006-09-25 14:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Learn to speak Spanish.. all the guys I know named Jesus(usually pronounced Hesoos).. speak Spanish or Tagolog or Visayan
2006-09-25 14:30:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ask if he has other girl friends or possible brides
on wedding night you may run into other brides
polygamy is rampant in old and new parts of bible
all christians are married to Jesus, the big bad bride
2006-09-25 14:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do a background check because he is not Jesus but Satan.
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2006-09-25 14:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by Pashur 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most Spaniards are you know how, even the ones named Jesus.
2006-09-25 14:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus longs for intimacy with his children! Be warned though if you think 'date' as sexually.. your not discerning right. That is not Jesus but a "spirit" not from God! However if you are just thinking purely ...GO FOR IT!!!!!
2006-09-25 14:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by Proud MOM 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You won't get any from him... he's celibate... now that Selnyk guy... I hear he's a stallion in the bedroom, on the kitchen counter, in the car.... wherever you get the urge...
2006-09-25 14:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus loves you...but i'm working on it
2006-09-25 14:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
jesus loves you
2006-09-25 14:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by Aaron A 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋