A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it." He says: "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
2006-09-25 14:15:01 · 22 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, igloo, where DO you get all these jokes from?
2006-09-25 14:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do! I do like it!
The funny part is that I told the asker previous to this question that he may want to see a lawyer....hee hee.
2006-09-25 14:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What firm was she with?? Doowie, Screwem and Howe?
2006-09-25 20:41:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke by the way
can u plz give me 10 points by choosing my answer the best?
2006-09-26 01:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Alpha -Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has to sink in for a minute. I'm sure doctors will be telling this tomorrow.
2006-09-25 14:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Birds of a feather! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-26 02:30:07 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That was a crappy joke but I am a person of simple pleasures.
2006-09-25 14:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by Maniac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-09-25 17:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heee-larrrr-reeeee-iousssss!
Seriously, I'm telling that at work tomorrow.
2006-09-25 14:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-25 14:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by Peanuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋