they want to
2006-09-25 13:45:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do doctors slap babies after they're born?
To knock the p**ises off of the smart ones.
2006-09-25 13:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
otherwise the wives will kill them
2006-09-26 07:54:53 · answer #2 · answered by Babloo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They figure that being in hell can't be any worse than being married :-\
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2006-09-25 21:40:00 · answer #3 · answered by Just Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to gain control of the remote control in heaven (or hell).
2006-09-25 21:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we get so pissed off we kill them, making it look like an accident of course....
2006-09-25 20:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by Trina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because if they didn't, they'd have no one to plan their funeral!
2006-09-25 21:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋