A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
2006-09-25 13:26:00 · 12 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg! lol
2006-09-25 13:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the little old lady was laughing was because she envisioned how your condoms were made- the workers in Mexico dip their pinky fingers in then peel it off just for you.
2006-09-25 20:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, some of you people need to get a sense of humor. He wasn't asking a question, it's the title of the joke.
2006-09-25 20:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny i like it. Though you did sorta answer your own question. Oh well. Who cares.
2006-09-25 20:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By the size of there package.
2006-09-25 21:10:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i dont know, but this puts me up to the next level!
2006-09-25 20:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by packerswes4 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmoa i have heard that one before, very funny! can i get in on that study??
2006-09-26 23:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny!
2006-09-25 22:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by buckking_99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep.... LOL. Now, there's a vision! LOL.
2006-09-26 09:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm you just answered your own joke...
2006-09-25 20:28:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋