A lawyer is standing in a long line at the Box Office. Suddenly he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back and neck. The lawyer turns around and says "What the hell do you think you are doing?"
"I'm a Chiropractor and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm standing in line".
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
2006-09-25 12:38:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! It's because he was probably screwing the guy in "arrears"!
2006-09-25 14:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooo, you're SO gonna get reported by the moronic fringe - this is NOT a question!
Made me smile anyway, so frick THEM!
You go guy!
2006-09-25 12:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2006-09-25 12:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
In your questions title, you should have spelled need "knead"!
2006-09-25 14:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Professionals!!! LOL.
2006-09-26 03:27:33 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad at all
2006-09-25 14:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by tea cup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i already have a lawyer
2006-09-25 12:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by .::country gurl in a 4X4::. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wa wa
2006-09-25 21:15:39 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...
thanks guy!
Nice day! :)
2006-09-25 15:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by ryn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
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2006-09-25 12:50:59 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋