How do you turn a dog into a cat?
How do you turn a cat into a dog?
2006-09-25 12:35:08 · 8 answers · asked by leo.soul 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Accent on "mean". Get as nasty as you can think!
2006-09-25 12:40:00 · update #1
By "nasty", I don't mean sex. The answers have nothing to do with sex.
2006-09-25 12:45:20 · update #2
I got these two jokes from Moonie and Broon before one of their performances.
To see a sample of these clowns in action, go to http://www.moonieandbroon.com/promovideo.html
2006-09-25 13:08:23 · update #3
How do you turn a cat into a dog?
Pour petrol over the cat and light it.
"Woooffff"
How do you turn a dog into a cat?
Throw the dog into the deep freeze, take it out then
run out through a bandsaw.
"Meooowww"
2006-09-26 13:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by BMac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know you make the dog like a whore or something and the cat hump everything it sees? thats how nasty I can think
2006-09-25 19:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by Tracy h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it is not possible to turn a cat into a dog, I am sure that Frankenstein might be able to make a catdog, or something like that.
2006-09-25 19:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a nasty dog and a nasty cat.
2006-09-25 19:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make a catdog-breed a cat and a dog
2006-09-25 19:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by .::country gurl in a 4X4::. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh I'll have to get back to you on that one. I need to do a little brainstorming.
2006-09-25 19:37:58 · answer #6 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-09-25 19:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by heath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-09-25 19:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by raffi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋