Miss Beatrice,church organist was in her 80's&never married.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her&she showed him into her quaint sitting-room.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.The bowl was filled with water&in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea & scones, they began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water with its strange floater but soon it got the better of him & he could no longer resist:"Miss Beatrice" he said,"I wonder if you would please tell me about this?"pointing to the bowl. "Oh yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?" pointing to the bowl. I was walking through the park a few months ago & I found this little package on the ground.The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet&that it would prevent the spread of disease&do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
2006-09-25 12:24:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so load the dog began to bark.that is a very good one i won't forget.
2006-09-25 12:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Place on organ! surely you would put it on pennies with a squirt of washing up liquid(wateer based lubricant).
2006-09-25 19:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jack c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, that's a goodie! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-26 10:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was her faith and the condom for show I loved it
2006-09-25 19:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by blessed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-26 04:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor innocent soul! bless her heart!
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(WTF was that? i don't talk like that!)
2006-09-25 19:27:22 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good 1 thanks for making me laugh
2006-09-25 19:31:48 · answer #7 · answered by kezz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how sad
2006-09-28 08:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL... that's good
2006-09-25 19:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by ♥sweet♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW
2006-09-25 19:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋