A blonbe on a desserted isle finds a bottle on the beach, rubs it and a genie appears and says she has 3 wishes, she thinks long and hard and says "I wish, I wish, I wish."
2006-09-25 12:06:19 · 7 answers · asked by waterboy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blond entered a store that sold curtains and told the salesman she wanted to buy a pair of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns but the blond was struggling to make a choice. Eventually she selected a pick floral print.
'What size curtains do you need?' asked the salesman.
'Fifteen inches,' replied the blond.
'That sounds very small. What room are they for?'
'They are not for a room,' said the blond. 'They are for my computer monitor.'
'The salesman was baffled. 'But, miss, computers do not need curtains!'
The blond said: 'Hellooooo! . . . I've got Windoooows!'
2006-09-25 12:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde walk into a a bar orders a bottle of champagne The bartender asked what the occasion She says I finished a jigsaw puzzle The bartender repeats what she had said
She says yes It said on the 7 to 12 years and it took me only 6 months
2006-09-25 19:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by crazymanca7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton
2006-09-25 19:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Delete System32 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How'd the blonde tap dancer break her leg?
She fell in the sink.
I was makin' out with a blonde in the front seat of my car....I asked her if she wanted to get in the back seat....she said "No"
I asked "Why not?"
She said "I'm horny! I wanna stay up here with you!"
What's black brown and blue?.....A brunnette that told too many blonde jokes.
Madonna is a blonde....I can't wait for someone to tell her to act her age.....she'll probably drop dead!
2006-09-25 19:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Danny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do ya call a blond haired skeleton found in your closet.
1973 hide&seek champ
2006-09-25 19:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does it have to be a joke? How 'bout a picture? Here, lookit this, the one on the right when it comes onscreen.
http://www.funny.com/funny?fn=cb12y...
2006-09-25 19:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats a blonde
2006-09-25 19:08:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋